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>>Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound
>>good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
>> 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
>> 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
>> 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
>> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
>> 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
>> 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have.
>> 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>> 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
>>"Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
>> Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of 4.
>> Remember.......A good friend will help you move..... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
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